A few posts ago I stated that I was going to buy a painting for over my bed. I've had a particular painting in mind, that I absolutely love, but felt it was too sentimental for right now. A friend of mine suggested that perhaps I paint something myself to match the colors and decor of my room. Brilliant! So instead of watching soap operas and eating Rainbow Chip Frosting out of the container, which is completely HEAVENLY I might add, I got busy on my art project! It was requested that I use this art project to reflect on some mixed feelings I might be having. I can't be sure, but this could be a painting of my feelings if you're following those guidelines.
First- Make sure you have help. You can't go through life without a little help now and then.
Second- Build your easel. Any good artist is going to need an easel to paint on. And since we all know I'm a fabulous artist- I damn well needed an easel!
Third- Blank Canvas meets Paint. I kind of like this actually. Quite artsy.
Forth- Paint it Red. Two coats please!
Fifth- Fire your help if they aren't helping. Take note to Miss Thang passed out in the background. Brat.
Sixth- Apply feelings with a fluid motion. And by fluid motion I mean whip the paint at the canvas as hard as you can. You can scream if you need to.
Seventh- Hang your Masterpieces! Shut up- that's as even as they're going to get.
Eighth- Find something else to do with your life for next week. Suggestions Welcome. Am I supposed to sign my artwork? Hmm...
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